Ralf Schmitz 2025Schmitzfindigkeiten

Schmitzfindigkeiten

Ralf Schmitz has had enough: "My goodness! Do we have to constantly weigh every hair on the gold scale before we split it?"

Ralf has a mission! He's going to prove that we'd all have more fun in life if we didn't take everything so seriously and so precisely. And Ralf treats this mission very seriously and very precisely!

He's going in search of the quirks of everyday madness that make us all so lovably quirky and pleasantly crazy. And he finds plenty of them!

Like a naturalist, he zooms into the panopticon of embarrassing human nitpicking. He takes a close look at our hands, mouths and quirks. And into our bedrooms if need be. Not yours, but perhaps that of your neighbours. And you wouldn't want to miss that!

He meticulously dissects the results of his ludicrous field studies with razor-sharp gags and full physical exertion in his new stage programme Schmitzfindigkeiten!

And where valid data is missing, it gets all the funnier! Because of course, as in every programme by this exceptional artist, there is improv comedy at the very highest level! But never above the pain threshold! It will only hurt you to laugh when a firework of unexpected punchlines, bizarre sketches and questionable dance and music interludes fly around your ears.

And best of all, Ralf brings us salvation. Because after this evening, the meaning of life is clear. There is none. We can only be glad that we no longer have to go hunting if we are not even able to choose one of 12,000 types of yoghurt in the supermarket.

Selfless as he is, he also tested a craft kit advertised on social media for us, with which you can make a plaster mould of your manhood. A great Valentine's Day gift. You just need a lot of plaster. Because of course it doesn't work straight away.

And when Ralf slips into the roles of celebrities in the blink of an eye, retells a very private relationship story using only bizarre TV clips and then mutates into a flirting coach, it's finally clear: we're all crazy! And the king of the weirdos invites you to an audience and a very special evening full of "Schmitzfindigkeiten"!

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